Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Please Everybody, This Is Going To Be Hard, But Let's Try Our Best To Remember Mark Sanford In A Positive Way!


This picture was taken when Mark Sanford was still a happy Governor. He is no longer happy and hopes to lose his seat come June 13th. Not only was Charles not in charge, Sanford won't be in charge much longer.

My thinking and theory today is that Governor Mark Sanford is trying to lose his job. He's tired and he just wants to go home ...... to his plantation. His bed on the coast seems so enticing now. All this governing has worn him out. He's finally come to the conclusion that he won't be able to make a decent run for the Presidency in 2008. So, he's subconsciously is trying to get kicked out of school so he doesn't have to do the homework anymore. He doesn't have a Republican Guard sticking up for him like he thought he would have, and his incompetent acts just haven't worked the way he thought they would. Don't worry Mark, we can make your problems go away. We'll be sure to vote you out of office either on June 13th, or on November 7th. I know you've been trying hard to get relieved of your command because it's just too much homework.
1. Who wants the opportunity of tackling SC Public Education? He sure doesn't, he wants to abandon it.
2. Who wants the hassle of improving SC Job Unemployment? He obviously doesn't on this one, thanks to him being so slack, he lost "Air Bus".
3. Who wants the opportunity to let our Legislators do their job? He doesn't, he just wants to change the rules so he has all power.
4. Who wants the opportunity to come up with a clean, but thought out and sensible budget? He doesn't, he just wants to cut everything. Mark Sanford needs a nap, a power nap for that!
He's dying to get voted out of office, will someone put this guy out of his misery and vote him out of office come June 13th? Believe me, you'd be doing him a favor.


By the way, Latest Governor Sign Count (Statewide): Oscar Lovelace 357, Mark Sanford Still Zero -----see, he really is trying to lose this race. http://www.time.com/time/archive/preview/0,10987,1129549,00.html

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sanford is waiting till about 2 weeks before the primary date to release his tv ads, signs, and etc.

____________ said...

That may be so, but he is tired and desperately needs to be relieved from his duties before long!

Joshua Gross said...

Wishful thinking Michael.

The Gov has raised MASSIVE dough for this campaign. We should start seeing that get spent in the next few days, and when it does, Dr. Lovelace gets buried in it.

November may be another matter, but I wouldn't bet on it.

____________ said...

Joshua,
I almost had you convinced for a second there I know! :)

Darryl,
The word conservative sounds good. Take me for example, I'm "conservative" with my money. Well what a lot of people don't understand is this.... being conservative with your own money is totally different than the government being conservative. Taxes are a good thing, spending that tax money on programs, public colleges and etc. are a good thing as well. I want people to recognize these 2 things:
1. The concept of being conservative with your own money is not necessarily the same concept as the govt. being conservative
2. Mark Sanford needs to realize there’s a true difference in cutting some wasteful things rather than.... abandoning and cutting everything, to make it harder on the less privileged.

Uncle Zoloft said...

Sanfors should run as an Independent. Let the GOP duke it out between to other candidates. As for the Dems. Willis has my vote ~ Moore is anti-choice & anti-equal rights for all citizens.

If Sanford ran as an Indy, which he has plenty of cash on hand to do, it would make for a fun election.

Michael: I've got a freeze fram of Campson looking like "Paulie Walnuts" ~ al al the Sopranos. I'll get it to you once I find it.

peace,
Uncle Z