Press Release
Floyd is running for SC Superintendent of Education this November 7th. This is the first time that she has ever pursued State office and first time that she's ever had anything to do with Education besides attending K-12. "Karen is pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking and smart. And she plans on finding out what that is, that's why she's in this race," stated Floyd Campaign Manager M. Green.
With the fundraising numbers up, and a lot of momentum on her side, the Floyd supporters are extremely happy and can't wait to start making a difference . "Well I guess it all started the first time she went through the second grade. She caught her reflection in a spoon while she was eating her cereal, and she remembered thinking wow, I'm ridiculously good looking, and I'm ridiculously smart too, maybe I can use these two things to make a career," said Floyd Campaign Manager M. Green.
Floyd had a solid victory over Wood, Ryan, Staton, and Moffley just 3 weeks ago in the SC Republican Primary receiving 51% of the vote avoiding a run-off. This is what Floyd had to say about it. "I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do."
Politics Rocks, a local SC Blog, has really been very critical of the Floyd campaign even going as far to saying to the Floyd camp, "You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't," stated by Mike Reese. "The Karen Floyd Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too is a new Floyd platform that is sure to put Politics Rocks into Silent Mode," stated Floyd Campaign Manager M. Green.
Karen Floyd vs. Jim Rex for Superintendent of Education, Tuesday, November 7th.
6 comments:
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? --- This is too funny. Good work, Zoolander was a hilarious movie.
Another memorable quote from Zoolander - "Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"
Michael,
Exactly which M. Green are to talking about, Mike Green or Michael D. Green?
They are both listed as Karen Floyd Itemized Campaign Expenditures.
https://ssl.sc.gov/Ethics/
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I'm referring to Mike Green, her campaign manager, the Bob Jones University Graduate.(not sure what his middle name is) http://therighttimes.blogspot.com/
Interesting stuff indeed Mr.Bond, thanks for the link.
Two words: BLUE STEEL...
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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